In a world where we as people want things fast (I-pods, on-line banking, microwave meals - OK, they've been around awhile) it's no surprise that we often expect results even faster.
Faxes, e-mails, and texts have allowed us to reach people with ease. They get back to us even quicker. Those, my dear reader, are results.
Losing weight? Well, that's QUICK and EASY! Well, with Tribalean, Phen Phen (my personal favorite, come on, LOOK AT THAT NAME), and Yellow Jackets you can achieve that ultimate summer look. Because, lets face it, what woman wouldn't want to look like that bikini bombshell?
Men, you're not alone. While women are out there gulping down pills, you too, can achieve mega huge muscles FAST! Companies like MuscleTech have tons of supplements to help you get Hoooge (huge). As soon as that bikini bombshell loses all that weight, she's not going to want to be seen with you. She'd rather have:
(Because everyone wants to look like them)
Ah, the wonders of advertising. Ah, the wonders of technology.
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ever happened to those good old days where men got muscles by doing men things, like digging holes, yard work, building houses? Where women had curves? You know, something larger than a size 0000.
With today's advanced marketing, you get ads everywhere telling you how to look and how to get that body fast!
But.......awww, there's always a but, something like getting big guns or ripped abs, toned tummies, and perfect legs doesn't come easy. Too often people look for the easy way out, and the easy way is not the answer here.
The average person puts on 1/2 lb. of muscle per week. So, in a 52-week year, the average person can put on how many pounds? You can use your fingers and toes.
If you guessed 26 lbs. then by George, you're right. But, that's 26 pounds with a perfect diet and the perfect routine and the perfect set of DNA.
But, on the opposite end, the average person can safely lose up to 2 pounds a week. That's 104 pounds in a year! That's a lot.
So where are the commercials telling you this information? Where are the doctors saying that people's bodies have to adjust to what they're doing and a sudden loss of weight could hamper long term weight loss?
People today, too often are looking for the easy way in or out. So, it's no wonder that they don't know that the key to a good weight gain or weight loss program (which is the key to that summer body) starts in the kitchen. Not at McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, or DQ, which is where all the ads tell you the key to weight loss is.
Tip #1 for you: cut out the junk. No fast food, no pop/soda, drink lots of water, eat fruits and veggies.
Tip #2 for you: come back soon for the rest.
2 comments:
Damn you! Tell me the secrets now..I can't wait any longer! Are cheese sandwiches good for losing weight??? Please say yes..or my daily meal of two cheese sandwiches and six cans of coke may not be as good for me as I originally thought. Thanks for the help!!!
Keep the coke. It'll keep you thin, just watch out for the nose bleeds.
Cheese sandwiches, though, those are incredibly healthy! Great work!
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